Random Curry

I wish I was this clever…this is the best product name I’ve seen in a long time…

DataDialysis

Two snaps up, fer sher…

In my line of work, you read a lot of presentations. After awhile, these presentations all start to sound the same. With that in mind, I think the next time I read a “benefits” list like this one, I’m going to scream like I’m Janet Leigh in Psycho…

• Improved business-IT alignment
• Balanced decision-making and authority
• Consistent and open processes
• Value realization

Two observations:

• I virtually guarantee that you won’t be able to determine where I got this list (or even if I made it up myself) because you could pretty much drop the entire thing into any vendor presentation.
• What the hell does any of this mean?

Someone pleeeeeease make it stop…